I have been talking with the lovely Miles at Ligneus Products, to bring you an amazing new giveaway.
Ligneus Products Giveaway
Who Are Ligneus
Ligneus Products are a family run wood manufacturing business, located in the Cotswolds. They are a wood manufacturing business, with the inspiration coming from the rustic natural beauty around them.
They offer a range of wooden products, which is continually expanding. Creating bespoke, branded and engraved products to customers specifications. Creating products for your home and garden.
I have always had a love of wood and wooden products. My Grandad was a Carpenter and had his own workshops. There was nothing I loved when I was younger and staying with my Grandparents, was spending time in his workshops watching him work and the smell of wood always transports me back to those happy memories.
Below is just a few of the products in their range, that I think you may love, or even a lovely gift for Mothers Day which is fast approaching.
2 bottle gin & and tonic & glass wall mounted rustic wine rack – £28.00
- Vintage look – match your style
- Sustainably sourced – eco friendly
- Bottle & glass capacity – plenty for two
- Top shelf – further storage if required
- Wall mounted – convenient positioning
Jigsaw Platter – £18.00
The Jigsaw Platter is something a little different. Practical and versatile, this will add that little something different to any gathering.
Personalised Oak Boot Jack – £20.00
This is a great gift idea for anyone who ends up with muddy boots, like myself when walking the dogs or gardening. There is o more need to strain or dirty your hands removing your boots with this beautiful oak boot jack.
- Easy to use – great when you’re in a rush
- Solid oak – tough enough for constant use
- Personalisation – make it belong in your home
This is just three of the many great products Ligneus Products offer, you can view their full range here
Ligneus are giving one of you the chance to win the Gin & Tonic Bottle & Glass Wall Mounted Rustic Wooden Rack see below on how to enter.
Gin & Tonic Bottle & Glass Wall Mounted Rustic Wooden Rack
If you are feeling lucky why not enter my other giveaways I currently have running.
Good luck
IOU still waiting on them
Miracle Anti-Ageing Soap as a joke of course
Funny PJs xxx
I received a bunch of daffodils from our back garden one year from my little boy! I even saw him pick them and was intending to tell him off but when he presented them to me with a ‘Happy Mother’s Day Mam’ I couldn’t help but smile and say thank you!
A Card with ugly horse head on it.x
I once received an iron.
some dandelions from my son when he was small and a tena pad cos he said they make you wee the bed lol
A machine that re-seals plastic bags that produce come in for if you don’t want to use the whole bag.A little odd for a mother’s day gift.
A bun wrapper from my son. He’d made me a bun at nursery but had eaten it.
Tokens for housework assistance from my eldest. I don’t think they were ever cashed in!
3 years ago my boys bought me a hamster called Alan!
I got a gnome for the garden that wasn’t even painted
Gave my Mam a fake botox voucher…she wasn’t happy!
Bought my mum a kitten for myself. She had always said I couldn’t have one. So I bought one for her because I thought if I gave it to her as a present she wouldn’t send it back.
I bought my mum some hair dye lol
A back scrubber for me, was very unimpressed to say the least
I was brought some new kitchen pans.. thankfully that was just a joke present!
My kids love to make me coupon books for things like hugs and “free” days where they leave me alone for a while. It’s pretty sweet though. 🙂
It had to be a mask of the face of Keith Lemon
I gave my sister a cute babygrow whilst she was pregnant with my niece, so it was her first present ever on Mother’s Day. Little did I know it backfired on me, as I ended up holding baby for 14 1/2 years!
I gave my mum some biscuits shaped like Mrs Brown, she liked them
my son rarely gives me anything, and I usually give books – gave my mum a book on vegan cooking last year!
I once gave my mother a Leylandii bush as a mother’s day present, thinking it was a pretty houseplant. She lived on the 2nd floor!!
i gave my mum an electric tin opener
A snail from the garden in a box from my young son 🙁
A plastic salad spinner as a gift.
Not really very funny but one year my mum insisted that what she wanted was a peg bag and bags.
My son once drew me a card for mothers day with two giraffe on. We had recently been to the zoo. Only they didn’t look like giraffe, more like a gentlemans private parts 😂 the card took pride of place for all to see! It’s in his memory box now 😂😂
My daughter gave me a moulded blue lump of clay that she said was a model of me, it was not flattering I can tell you!, but she was only 5 bless her, I still have it on display 28 years later
I remember picking my mum some flowers but didnt know they were dandelions. She was not impressed lol
I received a mug with a drawing that my kids made of me…. it wasnt very flattering picture lol missing teeth…. boobs down to my knees lol its the thought that counts lol
I’m not sure I’ve ever given a funny present. I tend to stick with flowers and things I know my mum will like otherwise it would be a waste of money. As boring as that is!
cold toast!!! i still ate it though
A bath set that my kids won at the school tombola..with the raffle ticket still stick to it. Bless them. It’s the thought that counts!
I have never received anything funny, they have always been cute and thoughtful gifts
An ashtray from my Sister…..I do not smoke
A Happy birthday card because my daughter was only 3 months old and my husband forgot and it was all they had in our corner shop!!
A nodding dog…
Mine usually play it safe – flowers, chocs, etc. Now they’re older they tend to bake as well – last year was vegan lemon drizzle 🙂
My son got me a fresh chicken from the supermarket, he even wrapped it up
A shocking pink hoody, with TOP MUM in huge letters and and arrow pointing up. I still can’t believe she wears it outside the house.
When I was about 12 I got my mum what I thought was a beautiful card- it featured a shiny, sparkly green dragon in flight on a silver background. Inside I wrote, ‘Happy Mother’s Day you old dragon!’. For some reason, she wasn’t impressed 🙁
Last year I got a highland cow!
A friend had a gorgeous fluffy highland cow toy that I coveted every time we visited.
The girls mentioned it to hubby (I think they were embarrassed that every time we visited my friend all I wanted to do was cuddle the cow) and last year they decided to buy me one of my own. So now I own a gorgeous cuddly highland cow and I couldn’t be happier
I bought my mum a huge bar of chocolate but in the run up to Mothers Day I got told off (totally unfairly of course, since I considered myself an absolute angel) and sent to my room so I took great delight in sitting there and eating the whole lot. Can’t remember if I bought a replacement so I better add a bar of chocolate to her pressies this year.
A half eaten bar of Toblerone, two guilty little mice confessed sheepishly.
My kids have always bought me daffodils in a milk bottle. my oldest is 17 and he still does it…
A rose bush when I had just dug up all the rose bushes in my garden because I hated the thorns.
I give a clapping Monkey toy as a mothers day present before.
I dressed the same as my sister who my mum hadnt seen for a long time, i went in and said i forgot her present, i went out and my sister went in with flowers, it took my mum about 30 seconds before she shrieked 🙂
An ironing board cover
I once put one of these fake scratchcards in my mother’s card. I thought it was funny but she wasn’t as amused when she realised she hadn’t actually won £50,000.
a really creepy doll
I would gave a card with a £1 gift voucher
I once gave a card with a £1 gift voucher!!! As a joke of course.
A mother’s day card which is so be personalised with their name, but they had forgotten to change the name!
bag of spuds
I gave my mum a box of chocolates as a child but ate all the good ones before giving it to her!
My mum once received a car cleaning kit!
I once made my mum a booklet of coupons for mothers day. There were loads that said “Can everyone just keep quiet for 5 minutes”
Gave my mother perfume that just made her cough all the time!
My girls once got me a card that once I opened it had ‘Happy Birthday’ scribbled out and replaced with ‘Happy Mothers Day’. Nice to see their Dad paid attention.
I received a pair of monster slippers
I once gave my mum a knitted can of baked beans (with faces!!) It was fab, you could even take the beans out lol!
A toilet seat! Granted we needed one and it was a glitter one but I was’nt very impressed
l did get an iron from my partner at the time, dont get me wrong ours was on its way out but to call it a mothers day gift…… Nah lolx
£1 Scratchcard… and a shiny penny to scratch it off with.
So technically just the 1p then!
A teddy, that my son promptly took back as he liked it too much!
some orange self tie shoe laces – to this day I don’t know why (I still wear them on my trainers)
A bunch of dried up daffodils picked from my garden from my youngest daughter placed on a tray and served with breakfast plus a funny joke she told me that was a bit rude . It was the thought that counted lol
When my son was very young I received a small piece of wood that he had cut off a large piece of wood. He was so proud that he’d managed to use a saw, all I could do was smile
i have never recieved anything odd from my kids but there still young so there is still time i once gave my mum a tesco value card for 25p as a joke she loved it
I have been very lucky and always received lovely Mother’s Day gifts, whether handmade or bought and I wouldn’t dare buy my own Mum something she’d hate!
Stain Remover given to my mum when i was 10!
I thought i was being kind.
A pair of huge granny knickers 😂😂 my mum wasn’t that old at the time
Not a present but made my mum breakfast in bed when I was a kid on Mother’s Day and was making cheese toasties.
Thing is I had never seen a block of butter before as we normally had margarine and I thought the butter was a block of cheese! Can see where this is going…
I received a fire extinguisher one year which was a little unexpected!
My Mum got me perfume once, well – she thought it was perfume, it was for men…. Oh the joys of not having a husband to do the mothers day pressie for you – and it was kind that she reminded me I was husbandless.. 😉
A DIY TOOL SET!!!
When my now teenager was younger she told my husband she wanted to give me a packet of hula hoops for mothers day!
My son when he was 3 insisted on getting me 1/2 dozen eggs…bless him
my son bought me aftershave by mistake, it was a gold bottle – i have never told him
A Lazy Self Stirring Mug 🙂
I gave my mum a really weird glass vase thing that looked like a memorial vase 😀 I was only 7 lol
My daughters for the first time last year aged 7 and 8 choose my presents themselves, 2 lovely tea towels a roasting tin and a tube of strident (I don’t have false teeth) but as my mum has they thought all old people did apparently love them
I’m not very good at funny gifts but I’m sure my Mum finds my attempts at cooking rather amusing!
Pj’s with tag still on 🙂
One year I got some tea cloths!!! I got them to take them back
Our children got me a Harmonica last year lol 😂 I’m not quite sure why, but I have to admit I had fun playing it!!!
The card I bought for my mum, when I was about 8, said You’re Like A Mum To Me, mum saw the funny side and the story is remembered every mothers day
My youngest gave me her red nose for mothers day. All tatty and used but guven with love
Garden rake 🙁